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Jill, having been taught all about proteins, carbohydrates and the like, decided to pick up the chicken.
As she picked it up it leapt out of her hand, landed on top of her head and started to peck as hard as it possibly could until it had drilled so many holes in her skull the whole thing fell apart.
Yes, yes I know that you thought the chicken in question was of the ready-cooked variety but you will notice that I never actually said that!!!
Jill's last thought was that possibly carbohydrates would have been a better choice in the circumstances!