Jill, after a great deal of thought, decided to trust Pantouflon and stepped over the brow of the hill.

 

Her screams could be heard for miles around and her poor crushed body was not found for weeks.

 

Oops, wrong choice there then! 

Moral:  Never, ever trust funny little old men dressed in brightly coloured rags (especially if their name begins with P).

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