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THE TOILET MAN
Years ago in a land far away there was a magical festival called THE LARMERTREE with the most fantastic, mind blowing music. Unfortunately there was unfortunate man who desperately need to use the bog. The man entered the smelly, disgusting toilet and relieved himself but to his horror he found there was no toilet paper left!
The man was panic-stricken and with nothing left to do called "HELP ME TOILET MAN!" Luckily this cry was heard by the one and only toilet man seconds was on his way. But in the mean time the man tried to save himself, in the corner of his eye he saw a tree full of leaves, the man reached out to grab some when he found that it was holly leaves.
Then suddenly the toilet man arrived on the scene within the blink of an eye and he stood there with his suit looking strangely like superman's and his hand stroking his moustache under his huge, pointy nose looking about with his huge, wide eyes and his one hair spiked up with a smug grin on his face.
The toilet man had devised a plan in the time it took him to fly there which was cunning, devious and cunning. His plan was to fly to Tesco and smash through a big window in slow motion then fight the guards that fight him one at a time for some reason then say a cheesy line, lastly he would mind the lasers, bottomless pits, lions, tigers and bears OH MY! The plan was full proof he would return victorious against Tesco and save the poor man but it didn't go to plan, toilet ended up paying £24 for the toilet roll and milk what a rip! Nevertheless toilet man delivered the roll and the town cheered for him, but before making a exit he said "if you ever need me just fart or call me on my mobile".
THE END
BY JACK.S.W.