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THE BOMBING OF HOLLYWOOD!
Because of the poor standard of acting and film making in Hollywood, the film makers grotto has been turned into a nuclear power plant by the "American Board of Non Reusable and Planet Harming Energy Sources". The terrorists from Durkistan (Durkalurkas) decide that this is a good target for their home-made nuclear war head. They transport it in their Durkatruck disguised as an 18 wheeler into the power plant complex, America's lack of security enabling them to do this. they detonate their warhead at exactly 6:6:6 (a significant figure in the religion of Durkastani) and take their own lives as well as that of 1000's of American's!
George Bush (the idiotic President of the united states) is noticeably angry about this and puts the following statement out on the all American news channel BHA (Big-headed Americans) "You Durkalurkas have misunderestimated me!" he contracts the job of revenge to the Korean Dictator Kim-Jong Iil. the afore mentioned dictator writes a letter to the U.N (Unonimas Nuptys) saying "Write a letter to the Durkistanis saying how angry you are and requesting that they, in turn, write a letter to the ABNRPHES saying how sorry they are!" Bushy-boy is piste off by the solution of Kim-Jong Iil and so contracts the job of revenge to Matt (who you wipe your feet on [only joking]), long time member of Team America© and is the World Champion of Martial Arts of American Origin.
He suggests that "We Americans Nuke the B*******!" And so promptly hacks into the American Presidents Pc (Bushes Passwords are Elmo and Kermit) and launches 4 nukes at the capital of Durkistan hoping that the fallout from the nuclear explosion covers Sodamn Insane's house.
When Durkistan is suitably decimated and George Bush thrown unceremoniously from the White House, Team America turn Durkistan into a lake, Lake Durkah.
And Everyone Lived Happily Ever After
THE END
