The Haunted House

 

One night there was  a haunted house  The cobwebs stick to you when you walk in the house  the ghost says boo if you  move and says kill the person he dies

Its funny because the person starts beating the ghost up  like punching kicking it slapping it and it goes bang and the ghost goes splat and the blood is reddish -blue.

After that the person said sorry for killing you mate see you later  mate I will get you some plasters ok there was just blood every where on the carpet table walls

Then he saw another ghost the same  ah ah ah ah ah stay out you'll get shot by the person again.