One night there was a haunted house The cobwebs stick to you when you walk in the house the ghost says boo if you move and says kill the person he dies
Its funny because the person starts beating the ghost up like punching kicking it slapping it and it goes bang and the ghost goes splat and the blood is reddish -blue.
After that the person said sorry for killing you mate see you later mate I will get you some plasters ok there was just blood every where on the carpet table walls
Then he saw another ghost the same ah ah ah ah ah stay out you'll get shot by the person again.