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Fishbowl Mermaid
There was once a deep dark swamp AND INSIDE THE DEEP DARK SWAMP THERE WAS A DEEP DARK HOUSE AND INSIDE THE DEEP DARK HOUSE THERE WAS A DEEP DARK LIVING ROOM AND IN THE DEEP DARK LIVING ROOM THERE WAS A .........fISH BOWL. (I KNOW BAZAAR) oH AND INSIDE THIS FISHBOWL THERE WAS A LITTLE BEAUTIFUL MERMAID, UNOWHO.
uNOWHO HADN'T ALWAYS BEEN A MERMAID SHE HAD ONCE IN A FORMER LIFE BEEN AN EVIL DARK LORD BUT YOU KNOW THINGS CHANGE AND YOU GOT TO ROLL WITH THE TIMES. aNYWAY uNOWHO HAD BEEN IMPRISON IN THE FISHTANK AND EVERYDAY SHE WOULD LYE ON HER LITTLE ISLAND IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FISHBOWL SINGING BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT MERMAIDS DO AND SHE HOPED THAT SOMEONE SOMEDAY WOULD HERE HER AND RESCUE HER. (YEAH LIKE THAT'S EVERY GOING TO HAPPEN) aFTER THE FIRST FEW DISMAL YEARS UNOWHO GAVE UP HOPE OF ANYONE RESCUING HER HOWEVER ONE DEEP DARK DISMAL DAY A PASSING GINGERBREAD MAN WITH ONLY ONE LEG CAME WONDERING BY HE HEARD THE AWFUL SINGING OF THE MERMAID AND HE COULD SEE THAT SHE WAS TRAPPED INSIDE THE FISH TANK AND HE WANTED HELP HER. I'm NOT SURE WHY MAYBE IT WAS AMAZED BY HER BEAUTY OR BECAUSE SHE JUST WANTED TO SHUT HER UP. the GINGERBREAD MAN PICKED UP HIS CRUTCH THAT HE USED TO WALK WITH AND STARTED TO BANG THE FISHBOWL THE MERMAID TRIED PUSHING THE OUTSIDE WITH HER FINS TO MAKE IT EASIER FOR THE GINGERBREAD MAN. after A FEW DEEP DARK DISMAL HOURS THE GINGERBREAD AND MERMAID GAVE ONE LAST FINAL PUSH ON ALL THE CRACKS AND THE GLASS BROKE CAUSING WATER TO GO EVERYWHERE.
'AHH' THE GINGERBREAD MAN CRIED AS THE WATER WAS POURING TOWARDS HIM HE HOPPED AWAY AS FAST HE COULD CALLING 'RUN RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN YOU CAN'T CATCH ME...' BUT THE REST OF HIS SPEECH WAS LOST AS THE WATER SPLASHED ALL OVER HIM. unnowho was still in her fishbowl waiting for the water to drain away when she realised that now she was free she couldn't go anywhere because there was no water for her to swim in so she was left in an empty fishbowl with a soggy biscuit near by.
