50 Cent and the Zombie

Opening the door to his new house 50 cent (you probably know what he looks like anyway) was a black rapper has a scar on his jaw where he got shot and he wears tank tops bandanas and cool clothes  and his girlfriend is black and is very pretty she has dark hair and wears nice clothes. They were amazed by the sight of their new house. They loved it but one thing they didn't know was it was haunted by ZOMBIES!!!!! The first night they stayed in the house weird things started to happen like they heard weird groans and knocks on  the door and when they went to the door nobody was there; this scared 50 cent and his girlfriend so they thought they would go to bed and and sleep and in the morning hope it would all be better. Just before bed 50 cents girlfriend remembered that she had to do the hoovering she was clean mad and couldn't sleep while it wasn't done. She started to hoover and did the hallway and the other rooms. When she was done she went to put the hoover back in the cupboard when a zombie jumped out on her.She hit it with the hoover, its head fell off and rolled on the floor she turned around and then noticed she was surrounded by zombies one by one they came at her she hit them and hit them but they wouldn't die so the zombies homed in on her and knocked her to the floor  they started to bite her and chew on her until she was nearly bloodless. 50 cent heard the scream of his girlfriend as they ripped her apart; he got his bodyguard on and got his two uzis. He walked out the door and looked around the house; when he came to the cupboard he noticed blood everywhere then he saw his girlfriend lying on the floor ripped apart he kneeled on the floor and shouted NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!  He wept and wept until he said he will get whoever murdered his wife back. He searched the house looking for clues of the killers. Nothing absolute nothing; he sat down holding his head in sorrow until the moans were back and zombies came from all directions with blood round theirfaces ''YOU KILLED HER U MONSTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!''  As he said he was going to get them back well he did - he ran at them shooting and shooting aiming at their heads and when his bullets were gone he punched and kicked. They tried to bite him and claw at him but he just dodged them.  He killed all of them but he sensed more. One dropped a book and he picked it up and read  it, it said something about when all zombies die whoever they killed will come back to life so he knew his mission kill all zombies; he knew there couldn't be much left so he went to the grave yard nearby cause he knew they have probably came from there. He went with ammo and 3 guns and ak47 and two uzis he went in the graveyard and it was crawling with zombies. As last time he shot and shot until he ran out of bullets and then killed them with punches and kicks. When he was done he rushed to his hummer truck and drove back to his house to see if that was it ;when he got to the cupboard his girlfriend wasn't there he turned around and saw her she.. she was alive they ran at each other and hugged they were so happy they hugged and hugged and hugged. They agreed they'll sleep in the house tonight but in the morning they will pack their bags and say goodbye to the worst place on earth.earth.                                                                                                                                                                                                

 

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