Slack Jack
This is a tale about Slack Jack.
Who exactly was _________ Jack? Well, as you can guess he was pretty slack and his name was _________.
He was slack in that when his _________ was to the wall he would just crumble into a heap and hope everything would go away.
Everyone knew Jack was slack (hence the nick-name) and mostly people left him alone as it was embarrassing to see him _________ all over the place because he couldn't _________.
However, and this is a big HOWEVER, there was a newcomer in town who suffered from a total _________ of concern for others. This newcomer's name was _________ Mack (he was only called this because he rather liked the sound, thought he was rather good at cracking _________ and, finally, no-one dared _________).
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