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Whiffer - The Early Years
Whiffer the Whippet was born on July 6th, 1993 to a ________ young couple called Steff and Biffer Whippet. He was the ________ of the family, his older brothers were Griff, Sniff and Stiff (called so because he had fallen into a bucket of ________ when small and had never recovered). They lived in the car-port belonging to their owners, Mr and Mrs ________.
For many years life was good to Whiffer and his family but then disaster struck. Mr and Mrs Cliff had gone to Dover to visit their friends the Whites. Whilst out for a walk Mr White gave Mrs Cliff some ________ which got all tangled up in her teeth and, whilst twisting this way and that to unglue her choppers, she fell over the edge into the sea. Mr Cliff ________ over after her to try to save her but caught his ________ on a twig and bounced away over the rocks like a manic spacehopper. (Snippet of information: the local paper had the headline "The White/Cliffs at Dover - Tragic End" which is rather nifty wouldn't you say?)
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